Mastodawn

She smashes Mar 30, 2025

Digichelle Mar 29, 2025

Wait, this is CNN? That CNN? Holy shit, y’all. Talk about a broken clock being right twice a day. They fucking NAILED IT here.

And that headline? *chef’s kiss*

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/03/27/tech/apple-ai-artificial-intelligence

Apple’s AI isn’t a letdown. AI is the letdown

Apple has been getting hammered in tech and financial media for its uncharacteristically messy foray into artificial intelligence. After a June event heralding a new AI-powered Siri, the company has delayed its release indefinitely. The AI features Apple has rolled out, including text message summaries, are comically unhelpful.

CNN

She smashes Mar 9, 2025

Ian Brown

Mar 9, 2025

FOIA requests for #CISA can be addressed to:

Zuleitza Villafuerte, FOIA Public Liason (Acting)
202-343-1743 or 866-431-0486
[email protected]

Use your friendly neighborhood LLM to generate a formal request about what systems & data "Big Balls" & friends have access to and email it to the #DHS Public Liason.

https://www.wired.com/story/doge-cisa-coristine-cybersecurity/

DOGE Now Has Access to the Top US Cybersecurity Agency

DOGE technologists Edward Coristine—the 19-year-old known online as “Big Balls”—and Kyle Schutt are now listed as staff at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency.

WIRED

She smashes Mar 5, 2025

I did this class in December and absolutely recommend the investment
From: @jepsen
https://mastodon.jepsen.io/@jepsen/114107521677656327

Jepsen (@[email protected])

What IS Strong Serializability, really? Ever want to try writing your own gossip service? Two open sessions of Jepsen's training classes are coming up: the Distributed Systems Fundamentals class, and (for the first time!) its accompanying workshop. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/distributed-systems-fundamentals-registration-1269962525099?aff=mastodon https://www.eventbrite.com/e/distributed-systems-workshop-registration-1269976807819?aff=mastodon

Jepsen

She smashes Feb 16, 2025

I’m v much here for starving democrats of cash right now.
From: @carnage4life
https://mas.to/@carnage4life/114015453217300909

Dare Obasanjo (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Democrats don’t need donations, they need a clue. Kamala Harris raised $1 billion to Trump’s $850M only to be swept in every swing state and lose the popular vote. Giving that party any money without serious change occurring first is enabling their incompetence.

mas.to

She smashes Feb 16, 2025

Dare Obasanjo Feb 16, 2025

Democrats don’t need donations, they need a clue. Kamala Harris raised $1 billion to Trump’s $850M only to be swept in every swing state and lose the popular vote.

Giving that party any money without serious change occurring first is enabling their incompetence.

She smashes Feb 7, 2025

laura lemay Feb 7, 2025

OH: You thought you were going to learn about artificial intelligence, but instead you are learning all about human stupidity.

She smashes Jan 14, 2025

April King Jan 11, 2025

me: i’ve single-handedly written software used by tens of millions of people, you can see it right over at github.com/april

prospective employers: sorry, but unfortunately you did poorly in a high-stress 40-minute coding exercise, writing code with no time to think about how to solve a problem you’ve never seen before, in a terrible dev environment, while someone stares at you the whole time

She smashes Jan 9, 2025

Seeing the Pasadena convention center where I’ve been a few times for SCaLE being used as a shelter is surreal.

She smashes Jan 2, 2025

“Why worry about a thing that isn’t going to happen?”

Perfect ending quote tbh

She smashes Jan 2, 2025

“Follow the crossed out instructions “

This is reminding me of too many incidents 😂