Diana K. Bergey

@dbergey
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JavaScript witch. Married to the amazing @Octolilly. Computerist. #blm #freepalestine πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
LocationAnn Arbor, MI
Websitehttps://dkb.me
Pronounsshe/her

Blogged about the time I doubled our users by doing proper engineering instead of React slop

https://www.mohkohn.co.uk/writing/html-first/

How building an HTML-first site doubled our users overnight

My client was a utility company, and they had a big problem...

my discord informs me that Paw Patrol isn’t even operating under color of law but is a private paramilitary organization which is a terrible piece of lore to learn at seven in the morning
I watched the Star City pilot last night, and I now understand where the For All Mankind S5 budget went
progress
is species 8472 the same as mewtwo
Incident Report: CVE-2024-YIKES

A series of unfortunate events.

Andrew Nesbitt

This is *brutal*...

"There are no more juniors. There was a funeral for their passing in 2024. Nobody came. The machine does what they do now, but cheaper. Of course, juniors weren't valuable for what they produced, they were valuable for who they would become: the senior engineer who knows where the bodies are buried. We optimized for output, and abolished apprenticeship. A few years from now, we'll wonder where all the seniors are. We shot them. Nobody will remember."

https://www.stvn.sh/writing/programming-still-sucks-fqffhyp

ETA:
This is by @stevendotjs, who absolutely nails a bunch of things I've been feeling for a while now, but had no idea how to articulate...

Programming Still Sucks. β€” Writing

Sorry Peter. β€” I'm at a birthday party, and while most people here also work in tech, there's always a Guy with a Real Job. You know, a physical job, building some or other thing people need. And this Guy always asks some variant of the same question: aren't you worried AI is taking your job? I glance around and see a few faces turning around toward us, rolling their eyes ever so slightly before returning to their previous conversation. Yes, this question again.

Making the dominant smartphone in the alternate-2012 essentially an inch-thick iPhone 5 Pro Max running iOS 6 and calling it a Newton is an outstanding Apple joke and I am here for it
watching artemis ii coverage while i make dinner. the astronauts and I are namin' craters and scrubbin' taters
Patiently waiting for the Christians to denounce the current guy praising Allah on Easter Sunday just as loud as they did when the last guy acknowledged TDOV the same day two years ago