An Open Plea to Pro-Lifers

Please help our country. Please don’t let your frustrations and resentments with pro-choicers get in the way of your protection of life. Roe is gone, please turn your efforts to mass shootings.

I have no doubt that thoughts and prayers were a fundamental part of your strategy with Roe, but it was backed up by an unparalleled effort.

With gun control. Without gun control. I don’t care how you do it. Just help us stop it.

Novice: I love #classicslmusic It’s so soothing

Stravinsky: Choke on this

If we put half the money we’ve put into proving that wine, coffee, beer, chocolate, and cursing is good for me into proving that late night ice cream and cheeseburgers were also good for me I’d appreciate it.

Thanks.

I impressed my hard-to-impress son my dropping the needle on the last track of a vinyl LP.

“Wait, did you just start the record on You Can’t Get Something For Nothing!? How did you do that?”

Adorable