Starting the week the way we mean to go on by having a fire alarm test that couldn't be stopped because the off button broke and they had to cut the power to the whole building

Just found the first person from Twitter who'd blocked me on here. Blocked them first this time. Petty, but satisfying

I writed a #story, please enjoy https://www.icloud.com/pages/0xO_WPeUX8A-jpKULHeTC5aVA#Greentree_Farm

Boy (10) is playing Fortnite and is in full gamer flow. I am getting called ‘Bro’ a lot #parenting

Posting my dinner here, as people on Twitter will take the piss because I burned the Yorkshire pudding

Friday nite

Listening to the new remaster of Revolver and they've taken out all of the mistakes in the double tracking on Paul's vocals in Eleanor Rigby and now I don't know what to think

Having a small coffee. Follow me for more exclusive Mastadon content

Suddenly seized with fear that the reason I can only see a handful of my friends from Twitter is that I'm on an uncool server, and everyone else is whooping it up in Technicolour somewhere else, like the time I chose to do a geography report about Austria in school and all my friends chose Italy and I had to do it on my own