@Kathyhansdot @lccmunicipal I've read this wonderful document, and it's an amazing testament what to the imagination and ambition of regional cities used to be. Now we're all bled dry and deliberately hamstrung by government rules and the endless money funnel of keeping London alive, it makes me a bit melancholy as we bicker over whether we can afford to fix the paving stones or put in ten more cityboke docks. A monorail! Regional England is a joke

Starting the week the way we mean to go on by having a fire alarm test that couldn't be stopped because the off button broke and they had to cut the power to the whole building

@MatHempell Yes, and still giving it the big 'Ego sum' like a wanker

Just found the first person from Twitter who'd blocked me on here. Blocked them first this time. Petty, but satisfying

I writed a #story, please enjoy https://www.icloud.com/pages/0xO_WPeUX8A-jpKULHeTC5aVA#Greentree_Farm

@discokidnap Wow. This place really is the antithesis of Twitter

Boy (10) is playing Fortnite and is in full gamer flow. I am getting called ‘Bro’ a lot #parenting

Posting my dinner here, as people on Twitter will take the piss because I burned the Yorkshire pudding