dan

@danpalmer
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engineer working on automations at notion • ex twitter, condenast & telegraph • i wear shorts • i like games • i have a potty mouth
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LocationNew York
i have an automated email newsletter that lets me know video game news. im using openai to generate a summary of all the articles. this might be my favourite one yet.
i’ve been lucky enough to spend the last two weeks (well i’m still here for a few hours) in vietnam. ha noi, hoi an, ha long bay, pho quoc. one thing i’m going to miss is the way plants roam the environments, creep out of the pavements and through fences, droop over balconies.
i have just found out that i am allergic to mouse wee
and now i just trod in a cat furball bare foot
missing four parts from a 12 part bookcase. one of those parts being a shelf.
the worst bit is that i now need to get all the pieces back into its original cardboard box.
turbo tax is wonderous. the fbar form is a sack of giant shit.
i just did my first US taxes. ask me anything.
hbo max now has it… 😑
didn’t even find it in paramount+, you lying sacks of shit

i want to watch swiss army man.
i check hbo max. doesn’t have it.
i check netflix. doesn’t have it.
i check prime. buy for $2.
google and see it’s on paramount+ for free.
cool i have that in apple tv.
search in apple tv. can only rent, buy or subscribe (to god knows what, it doesn’t say).
go to paramount+ app. doesn’t have a search for it’s movies. cool. spend 5 minutes scrolling through its “film” section that also contained tv stuff.

what the fuck is this bonkers streaming nonsense bullshit