i want to watch swiss army man.
i check hbo max. doesn’t have it.
i check netflix. doesn’t have it.
i check prime. buy for $2.
google and see it’s on paramount+ for free.
cool i have that in apple tv.
search in apple tv. can only rent, buy or subscribe (to god knows what, it doesn’t say).
go to paramount+ app. doesn’t have a search for it’s movies. cool. spend 5 minutes scrolling through its “film” section that also contained tv stuff.

what the fuck is this bonkers streaming nonsense bullshit