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He/him, 36, married, disabled veteran, I have waaaayyyyy too much free time
@SarahMackAttack "this is it, the moment I trained for"
A friend said she needed 150 animal facts for her wedding. I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole life. I have spreadsheets at the ready for this very situation.
@nayele18maybe microwave be like "here's your hot bowl of cold food dummy"
I'm buying a house forba quarter of a million dollars, isn't that hilarious? I'm taking on a mortgage in this economy and if that ain't a joke then nothing is 🤣

This is the most infuriating part about the whole thing.

It's bad enough that they ruled that it's ok to go full Jim Crow on the gays, but the fact that they ruled over SOMETHING THAT NEVER HAPPENED is just...

@IchiTomago we're gonna keep on trying
@the_etrain that's not a calzone, that's a calzmany
@kepler @puddles doin me a heckin grrr