Yet Another Dave Brown

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I’ve been at this for way too long.

there are three kinds of programming tutorials:

  • “look man we both know you don’t wanna learn this shit so just install 30 GB of random frameworks and here’s the code to copy-paste if you wanna make a basic game and feel like you accomplished something. I’m not gonna explain how any of this works because nobody cares as long as your little guy jumps when you press spacebar”
  • “an endofunctor is a type of monoid which is a subcategory of monad that is variadic over the set of all impure lambdas - therefore all possible expressions in this language can be modeled after- wait where are you going?”
  • “this is called a variable! a variable is a little friend that can hold onto something called a value! variables love grabbing values and they can even carry them into functions! say hi, variable!”

One microblogging platform is full of Nazis. Another has an absurdly over-engineered, ridiculously-fragile account system involving three gigantic buggy websites failing to work together at all. And yet another is bizarrely full of “people” still saying that a vote for
Joe Biden is a vote for genocide.

Maybe I should give up on trying to talk to people online altogether.

“You know why we should colonize Mars? No kaffirs.” —Elon Musk, probably.
It’s pretty odd that Mastodon is the best way to follow people on Threads isn’t it?

So Twitter seems to be finally on the way out, and everyone has decided that they're going to go to...Bluesky instead!

Bluesky that was started by Jack Fucking Dorsey, the same asshole who started Twitter.

Bluesky that's owned and run by some fucking crypto bro.

But that's okay, there's also Threads, an Instagram project, owned by Meta, the shell company created to pretend that Facebook is totally legit and not a monopoly at all.

If only there were some other option....

Amazon’s AWS CEO hits all the tropes when it comes to why they ended hybrid work

- remote workers miss out on spontaneous interactions (aka hallway conversations) that are important for “innovation” and “speed of execution,”

- people didn’t choose the same 3 days a week to be in the office

- junior staff want in-person mentoring and more contact with other employees

He stated that 9 out of 10 Amazon employees he's asked are "actually quite excited by this change,"

https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/trends/you-can-go-and-find-another-company-aws-ceo-defends-amazons-full-return-to-office-mandate-12853320.html/amp

So now that it's been thoroughly established that "incel" now just means "generally odious person", how should we go about insulting people who clearly have nothing to contribute to society, as evidenced by their lack of ability to, for example, "grab them by the pussy"?
I am almost entirely convinced that the “jq” utility was created by someone who was pissed off at how readable Perl is these days.

#sysadmin pro tip!

If you generate a lot of fresh Let's Encrypt certificates today, and don't enable auto-renewal, they will expire on December 25th, giving you a good excuse to leave your family dinner early.