Can you do x,y and z & return it to me?

(does y and returns it)

Ok, thanks, can you do x and z & return it to me?

(does z but undoes k and m in a different section)

Umm, ok, please put k and m back the way they were, and x also still needs to be done please.

(puts k back but changes m to something else wrong but still doesn't do x and returns it)

Please make m the way it was before you first changed it, and again, please do x.

(fixes m, does x, and undoes y.

[me, jumping out the window]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@variety_feed/116608146245305780

Sounds like a great deal. 🙄