©h®istoffe® 

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It was probably sarcasm.
Low key crazy cat guy.
#Photography #Food #Travel #Coffee #Cats #Indy #HoosierMast
@crsofr on the IG and formerly Twitter.
LocationIndianapolis
PronounsHe/him
CatsYes
Website (nothing to see here)https://mastodonverification.wixsite.com/my-site
©h®istoffe® Aug 14, 2023
SeaTeaAug 14, 2023
On Saturday afternoons I’d like to go to the grocery store and buy a Powerball ticket. Then I walk down the snack aisle and warn the macadamia nuts that if I win I’m coming for them.
©h®istoffe® Aug 12, 2023

Mom’s new thing is sending a pic of something, and I often cannot tell what it is, with “details later.”

So I think I’ll send a pic of an ER and say “details later.”

©h®istoffe® Aug 12, 2023
Low Quality FactsJul 17, 2023

How to use Mastodon:

Step 1: Sign up.

Step 2: Do regular social media stuff.

Journalists: Only those with advanced degrees in computer science should even attempt to navigate Mastodon, the frustrations of its complexities will drive the average user to a state of hysteria.

©h®istoffe® Aug 12, 2023
Sounds like a fun aisle.
©h®istoffe® Aug 11, 2023
Molly WhiteAug 11, 2023
it was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times
©h®istoffe® Aug 11, 2023

Made the short drive to Anderson to visit Pearl and Salem’s final resting place. Chloe is somewhere in NC. 😞

I miss my babies.

©h®istoffe® Aug 11, 2023
Where are you people going? I drove about 8,000 last year and 1,000 of that was a road trip to Toronto.
©h®istoffe® Aug 11, 2023
A masturbating cow is called beef stroganoff.
©h®istoffe® Aug 10, 2023
“Financial pressure” is a weird term for “poor choices.” https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/10/economy/credit-card-car-loan-pay-failure-pre-covid/index.html
©h®istoffe® Aug 10, 2023
“Hey Bob, it’s your day to go wash John Wooden’s ass.”