the gay of hormuz. is this anything

oh so now i can’t eat a toyota prius before bed? sick of this nanny state

queen shit

life is literally so easy. if ur ever in a conversation that u don’t want to be in, just slap your knee & say “well, this was nice but i gotta go take a shit 😎 👉catch ya later” then bounce

“[x mundane modern thing] would kill a victorian child” weren’t those kids all on ridiculous amounts of cocaine? i think they’d be fine

[raising my hand at the quaker meeting] is there a society of enemies? because that seems more my vibe

inventing a nobel war prize & giving it to trump