the gay of hormuz. is this anything
| Pronouns | she/they/siya |
kafka’s fursona
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shitposting. don’t hit on me
the bisexual of hormuz
oh so now i can’t eat a toyota prius before bed? sick of this nanny state
Thomas 
@finn @crowportals Jesus was from around there, I bet he did say that
toot the bad cone@crowportals @Thomas and jesus said "lo, call her the Strait of Hormuz the way her tight gap got my world fucked up" and did a sick ollie off the mount
alex dadsite@finn is this Unknown Album]? I *love* Unknown Album]!
life is literally so easy. if ur ever in a conversation that u don’t want to be in, just slap your knee & say “well, this was nice but i gotta go take a shit 😎 👉catch ya later” then bounce
“[x mundane modern thing] would kill a victorian child” weren’t those kids all on ridiculous amounts of cocaine? i think they’d be fine
