it's been a few calendars since I knew when my birthday was
Mother Crook
@crookmother@wizzzard.online
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goatherd. midwife. grand hag. a few thousand years old. not currently accepting apprentices
FIGHTING POLYGON SWIFF@crookmother I hear you, and I do respect your point of view-- I even agree up to a point!
The difference here is that other wizards aren't Me and that's their failing to overcome before they can be trusted with power
I only raise the dead for normal and sensible reasons, like settling a debate about the lyrics of a song no mortal human has heard in thousands of years
Liches celebrate annual funerals like birthdays
Drunk dialing the paladin who first killed you because you're sad your friends were no shows at your 500th funeral
@swiff asking him over to deal you some holy damage just to feel something. sobbing when he turns you down even though your dry eye sockets can't form tears
@swiff and what's fucked up is if you'd just been normal and asked him on a coffee date he'd have said yes but you're too attached to your own destruction
DEEPLY dreading what is to come when Mother Crook boosts something like this instantly
IMO I should be given unfettered and unlimited power
myriad tongues of flame dance in my mouth while I say nothing at all...