Craving Waffles

@cravingwaffles@mastodon.world
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Introvert. Pool player. Humanities. Cheese.

If the bribe you’re soliciting is $1,000 in a paper bag, the FBI will arrest you. If it’s $1 billion in dark money, does that make it legal?

https://wapo.st/3UBf4Fy

What Trump promised oil CEOs as he asked them to steer $1 billion to his campaign

Donald Trump has pledged to scrap President Biden’s policies on electric vehicles and wind energy, and other initiatives opposed by the fossil fuel industry.

The Washington Post

Human who works a job, caregives for children, parents, pets, or relatives, cooks, cleans, shops, is on committees, volunteers, helps with family's extracurriculars, tries to make it to family and friend social events, exercise, eat right, and maybe even do a hobby they are interested in: Doc, I don't know why I'm so tired, and stressed all the time.

Billionaires and Politicians: The problem is people are lazy, and just don't want to work.

Everyone needs a friend like this
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@juglugs 100%.

@chessert Yep, same with Instagram. You buy one thing from an ad and all you get is ads for everything you look at longer than 2 seconds.

As for YouTube I've been going straight to my subscriptions and scrolling through that way.

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@dgar well, someone had to have those initials eventually

just funny it was your DAD, Mark Oliver Moore

@dgar

"Hello Mr. Teacher, lil Johnny could not write his homework today, he had to help me with chores yesterday."
"Okay, and who is this?"
"My dad."

@dgar but what if your name's Maria Om 
@dgar who amongst us did not attempt this deception (with similar success)
@dgar I did this once in elementary school. I got out a fresh sheet of 3 lined paper and wrote a note from my "mother". I went so slow and made sure my letters were perfect.