I just squeaked out a fart that sounded like a falcon's cry.

I am looking forward to the next 3-4 days of temperate weather here in Orem, Utah, before the valley starts to feel like Doha on a summer day. It is going to be a brutal summer.

I never thought I would be inundated by companies offering catheter samples.

I've been using Claude to take a spreadsheet of tasks and build a ten day schedule. I think I've printed six copies now. Walking back and forth to the department printer is burning the calories.

Today I learned that Oprah almost single-handedly created the U.S. Quinoa market.

There's a cold damp wind blowing through Orem, Utah right now. I am humming "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" and pretending I live on the Great Lakes

We are all walking blind.

From Etsy.