Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDN

@craftylefty2126
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Remarkably average wordsmith. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him. Out here tooting my ass off.
Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 21, 2022
beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeNov 4, 2022

EVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave-

ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here. perverts, you got any perverts?

Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 21, 2022
Patrick MonahanDec 20, 2022
With all the “nepo baby” discourse reaching a fever pitch, I feel the need to come clean and state that, due to a convoluted series of events I won’t get into here, I am actually both the lead singer of Train and his son
Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 19, 2022

*totally understanding everything going on here*

So, how about this John Mastodon guy? Get a load of him.

Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 19, 2022
drewtoothpaste.bsky.socialDec 17, 2022
all you need to know about Ohio is that our sample license plate is the intro from Down With The Sickness
Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 19, 2022
masto certified hot wife 🧿Dec 18, 2022
my husband is pioneering the concept of Bosch minutes, which is when 1 minute left on the washing machine actually lasts a full 16 minutes
Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 16, 2022
Ciarán O'BrienDec 16, 2022
Every time some obscenely wealthy asshole does some obscenely wealthy asshole shit I swear to god
Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 16, 2022
I need more of my friends to hop back over here for the goofs and gags to which I've grown accustomed
Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 16, 2022
This thing on?
Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 16, 2022
Folks, we're rootin and tootin once again
Ryan, 49er liker but on MSTDNDec 28, 2018
Rock StrongoDec 27, 2018
My new bit will be stealing other peoples bits. I’m shitting from my own ass on this, my birthday, so give me boosts