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The oil painting of Donald Trump which used to hang in the Colorado state capital, until Trump demanded it be taken down. It shows Trump, wearing a suit and red tie. I'm a doctor, not an art critic, so I can't say if it looks good or not. The point of this account is to mock Donald, hence why we showcase a painting he claims doesn't look like him.
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