Donald Trump without context

@contextlessdonald
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Real things U.S. President Donald J. Trump or the people around him said (plus funny reactions to him), with even less context.
Profile picture:
The oil painting of Donald Trump which used to hang in the Colorado state capital, until Trump demanded it be taken down. It shows Trump, wearing a suit and red tie. I'm not an art critic, so I can't say if it looks good or not. The point of this account is to mock Donald, hence why we showcase a painting he claims doesn't look like him.
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This quote actually sounds more normal when removed from the context.
So he was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love.
I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister.
I'll walk in there, I'll kiss everyone in that audience. I'll kiss the guys and the beautiful women and the -- every... I’ll just give you a big, fat kiss.
Democrats were trans-ing the mice
Their new girlfriend is illegal aliens and women
It is a problem I'm not on the ballot. Everyone says if I was on a ballot we'd win in a landslide.
Sometimes grown men send me their Instagram profiles and I'm like are you transitioning or what?
Now, I'm looking at the legs. He's this beautiful guy. He's got legs like tree trunks. This is not a good thing for women.
We’re like pirates. We’re sort of like pirates.