Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat who is getting better at coping with frustrating situations.
| Pronouns | he/him |
| Age | 22 |
| Location | Parts Unknown |
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“Even gods, my dear, use a chamberpot”
v1:anarchy:The Onion posted an article, "It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible"
https://www.theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997
https://www.theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that our coverage will influence not only how people think, but also how they act. This responsibility is at the core of an…
MASTER: The clouds above will be your hat, the wind your kimono, and the grass your sandals. Nature clothes you, cools you off, and sucks you into its primordial flesh. Despite all this, you remain an echo in the grandness without head or tail, and can do nothing but control yourself to precision when you need to. The world and you are symbiotic. Balances and imbalances are shared between you two.
PETER GRIFFIN: Holy crap that's friggin' sweet!
annie 🧸mr president, a second plane has hit the griddy
Now I'm not a lawyer, but if I were in a courtroom, I wouldn't be shitting in the bathroom as we speak.
Low Quality FactsI am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:
-Believe that strawberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive strawberries.
-Lie awake at night wondering if the trillions of insects will one day unite to overthrow the human race.
-Suspect that volcanoes are hiding something beneath all that magma.
-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.
-Think that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.
I love the word "concussive". It's so good, and a word you can mix with virtually everything, but I've been trying to put "concussive" and "balls" together in the same sentence with mixed results and it hasn't been totally seamless.
Concussive balls. Balls produce concussive winds. My concussive balls. These balls are concussive.
Someone help me.
sofia ☮️🏴having at least two typo enthusiasts among my fedi bubble made me think of reviving my #font making projects.
i only ever hand-set them in Inkscape because FontForge seemed arcane and scary, but i watched a few video tutorials and it seems actually managable.
anyway, this is hextura vulgae, a geometric blackletter-ish on a triangular grid. hextura = Textura + hexagon. vulgae because the original hextura was more cyber and much less readable, and this one is for the crude masses 😛.
ABBA's such a stupid fucking name for a band, why didn't they call it Car Seat Headrest?