✨🦝 their noodleship, astrid 🦝 ✨

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astrid rowland, based in the frozen tundra they call st. paul, minnesota. chaotic good arcane trickster with entertainment background, fandom goblin, shitposter extraordinaire. bard school dropout in a piano shop, occasionally very computer. non-binary demigal or whatever idgaf. they/she, she/they.

someone once told me i was their favorite fil-am piano techie hacker in the twin cities and i went "huh".

in between cyberwitch jobs, looking for work. am very funny and occasionally very professional. last gig was converged, what up!

i’m just a chaotic raccoon with a clown nose and a wizard hat that i stole from a flaming dumpster. i don't know what i'm doing more than half the time. all views are my own, i only represent my elderly cats <honks nose>. 🌈✨

birbhttps://twitter.com/colborkmundus
sad githubhttps://github.com/colonelborkmundus
hut in the wildshttps://colonelborkmundus.neocities.org
pronounsthey/she, used interchangeably
graphic designers learn basic readability principles challenge 2k23

job interviewer: what's your greatest weakness?

me: that I have no money and need to be here next question

@MidwintersTomb do it in a rock tumbler you coward DO IT DO IT ROCK ON
Today’s gorgeous weather has me absolutely convinced that I’m solar powered, like the tropical flower I am 🌺✨
@malwaretech nimay is a grab bag of the best kind of insanity.
Hear me out: A giant pill bottle filled with medicinal nachos

Me: Electronic calendars, whether on my desktop or on my phone, can’t replace my good old-fashioned paper calendar with my specific notes and annotations keying my memory to essential issues

Also me: who the fuck is Joel and what am I doing to or with him at 11

@leviglenhue 1337/10 good doggo
@leviglenhue I LOVE HER 😭😍😭😍
There’s nothing like the sound of a child’s laughter to remind you that your house is fucking haunted.