job interviewer: what's your greatest weakness?

me: that I have no money and need to be here next question

@ElleGray Probably bullets, but maybe blades. I'm generally not very puncture resistant.
@ElleGray *waves hand at mazlows hierarchy of needs* alll that shit is my weakness
@ElleGray Q: What's your strength
A: The fact that I don't rip your throat out for asking a mundane question
@ElleGray
That I don't believe we'll be able to deconstruct this capitalist hell of a society before I die.
@ElleGray I received a perm job pitch that said they wanted to know what really motivated me - How about “food, shelter and the vague promise of the possibility of retirement before I keel over”?
@ElleGray I hate answering stupid questions.