Yes I use my off hand as a pallet. You can't stop me. #howdidthishappen

The person who keeps using my email address to sign up for things is clearly getting frustrated that their new iPhone doesn't want to activate.

Gratz to Australia 🏳️‍🌈 #marriageequality

I love that I can just chill and watch the local and it shows me cool art.

Ah ha a new social media platform without any of me drunk tweets on it.