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I’m still not optimistic but I’m feeling some of the improved vibes.

How to make your kid the most popular kid at kindergarten:

1. Bring a puppy to pick up.

2. There is no step 2.

John Williams is me. Weird Al is me and the kids. Rick Astley definitely the kids.
Didn't realize I had *that* many unread emails.
Y’all smoke blunts. I smoke pineapples.

Who at Google thought it was a great idea to have an "Out of Office" setting for Google Calendar but it still allows people to schedule meetings with you?

Sure, it will auto-decline if you have that setting, but it should at least warn the meeting creator with more than a tiny icon.

At least show as 'busy' like it does for existing meetings.

no it's not 0 right now

In the last hour the humidity has skyrocketed and weather apps say we might get some sprinkles. Weird for August!

But it also came with this amazing rainbow where we could see the entire arc, end to end.

This little one turns ⭐️five⭐️ tomorrow!