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i just dropped a Truth Nuke* on the men's darts league

*Crohn's Disease shart

Protip: you can convert your bread into garlic bread
cis men are ruining the workplace. they need to remain subservient and at home
There's a Jorts Horse in your closet
Let it out so it can pee
"new pope" was introduced by popa-cola in 1985, after blind faith tests suggested consumers preferred the sweeter taste of competing drinks like popesi-cola, but soda drinkers reacted negatively to the change. within three months the vatican re-released the original papal formula, rebranded as "popa cola ecclesiasti-classic," which resulted in a significant sales boost. the new sweeter formulation was renamed "pope ii" and was fully discontinued in july 2002.

US pope *appearing on balcony*

catholics: *cheering*

US pope: i'm gonna bless all you wiseguys

catholics: *wild cheering*

US pope *brandishing solid gold M16 filled with holy water*: say hello to my little friend

catholics: *cheering, throwing up, shitting*

today's vibe
Struggling to gain alignment with your colleagues? Simply forge sixteen powerful Rings to gift to key stakeholders, and one more to keep for yourself and dominate their wills