Ancient voice: Scientists recreate sound of Egyptian mummy

becoming an indigenous species of this particular bathroom

a special message from Joe Biden

they’ve been at this for so long they’re just putting fake people up there now. not a real name. get out of here

im am son of bitch

when your two half-senile grandpas start sundowning and getting uppity with each other

wounded and weakened on the field of battle, you beg me for mercy. you look at my gender knob and shudder to see it's still only at 50%. i begin turning it all the way to 100%, cackling maniacally as your life force is drained