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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

WINDER, GA—In the hours following a violent rampage in Georgia in which a lone attacker killed at least four individuals and injured nine others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was […]

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I guess dinner is Toblerone and Bourbon

Ok, I'll just say it.

Bacon and cheese pies are overrated.

Project: "...and yes, all the people here are allocated fully to the project"

But they were all of them deceived. For they forged another project in secret and to this they poured all of their cruelty, their malice, and their staff's time allocation

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Late night mouse delivery, thanks cat. 0/10
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