CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 

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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model  (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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Click to enable Adobe Flesh.

Now you rent your own body monthly.

@catsalad

i'm the cream of the crop, i rise to the top, i never eat a pig cuz a pig is a cop

@em >Mastodon has an API

If it fits, I sits...

#Cats #Caturday #Lego

The Fediverse is so cool!

• Mastodon has a great API
• Misskey has reactions and MFM
• Goto social is super customizable
• Lemmy

@tankgrrl So get out your seat and jump around
Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
@Alice The forbidden classic coasters have you covered.
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Yeah I'll have the uh.. EFI Shell with a diet coke
@catsalad I hope there aren't any GRUBs in my burger...
@zrb @catsalad Do you want a LILO and Stitch toy with that?
@catsalad
The customer is always root

@silvermoon82

The kids are trying to sleep. You making me snort-laugh is NOT helping… 😛

@catsalad

@catsalad would you like any sauces or ketchup?
@catsalad No coke. Pepsi.

@catsalad It continues to surprise me just how crappy these displays are in practice.

Like, if you are going to show only a small corner, pick a different one? Or run it off the second display port, maybe?!

Such low-rent IT.

@catsalad Burger King is a good place to get some GRUB.
@DocBohn @catsalad I never understand why these things don't just use some sort of Arduino or something. Something super minimal where it's very hard to fail and if it does it won't make them look dumb in the process.
@DocBohn @catsalad no way they’re that advanced

@DocBohn @catsalad At least it's nice to see someone not using Windows for that?

Disks still die though. :)

@catsalad I demand FLOSS burgers!

@catsalad Hold the Pickle
Hold the Lettuce
Special Orders don't Upset us.

Secure Boot ftw!

@catsalad echo "have it your way"

@catsalad well this is cute, but now I want onion rings

#!/bin/bash

sudo() {
echo "have it your way"
command sudo "$@"
}
@catsalad Is there a chance you get BSoD order instead? /jk
@catsalad I could have sworn for a second that this pic came from my camera roll, but I took my photo of that BK at night

@optimant @catsalad

It seems that hacker chicken is up to her tricks again 😉

@optimant @catsalad 🤔🤔🤔⌨️🖥️🍔

@catsalad "You look great! Have you been working out?"

"No, but I'm on this new GPT diet; you're not really losing any weight, but it's all spread out, rather than accumulating in one area."

@catsalad that shall mean "UEFI Shell" , it couldnt start up properly.

@catsalad Makes a change from…

"A problem has been
to your computer".

@catsalad Looks like serious overkill, way too much hardware just to drive that LED board. A tiny microcontroller could handle the job perfectly!
@catsalad you should get a side of AMI Bios.

@catsalad

"mom, can we get efi shell from BK?"

"no, we have efi shell at home"

@catsalad I didn't know BK was doing a Shellfish meal
@catsalad it does make me wonder what the thing is running.. what stack of tech.

@catsalad

Its efi shell, burger king signs are worthless

@catsalad

Looks very efishell(tried to say it like official) 👀

@ghostlyash