CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 

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Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 51m ago
Show threadAndy P13h ago
Everyone is pleased with the situation
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1h ago
@chirpbirb @faoluin nice!
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1h ago
jolittlelene 12h ago
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1h ago
Dr. Zilch1d ago

Naughty #Caturday 😼

#art #meme #cat

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 1h ago
cockroachinapartyhat9h ago

What a solstice. Pouring rain and chilly all day and the news is fucked, but also look at this handsome cat. He's even softer than he looks. Hold on to hope and soft warm kitties.

#caturday

Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 2h ago
@ShadowJonathan Because you're already super sweet?
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 2h ago
Show threadMinmiTheDino10h ago

Y’all see I have the most patient dog in the world right?

2yo sometimes goes on strike on his way up the hill.

CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 2h ago
ngl0lgy @GPN📱95183h ago
when your HDD gives off bad vibes you need the
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 2h ago
@gmarcosanti Yes, but by end of Q2, I will fix my performance!
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 2h ago
Brad Rubenstein “”4h ago

Ambush

#Caturday #Photography

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DgarJun 12
Show threadDgar2d ago
Show threadPaul Chambers🚧2d ago
@dgar Noted.
Show threadThomas Lobig🐔🐔2d ago
@dgar noticed
Show threadTrèsFluke 🍁2d ago
@dgar Oh, I hadn't noticed
Show threadArapalla2d ago

@dgar

Well, if we're doing silly signs....

Show threadWeekend Editor2d ago

@dgar

Is it worth noticing if I *don't* notice it?

Like, missing out on the fun, or something?

Show threadDroppie [infosec] 🐨    ​Jun 12
@dgar Keen to see other albums they'll promote.
Show threadDgarJun 12
@MsDropbear42 😏
Show threadI see Dud people!Jun 12
@dgar a very passive aggressive sign.
Show threadKahte🐿️Jun 12
@dgar Bisous du jeudi mon Dgar 😘😘😘😘
Show threadDgarJun 12
@Kahte 🤗
Show threadAlexJun 12
@dgar 😂​
Show threadD. G. FitchJun 12
@dgar I believe (but am not 100% sure) that this sign is at https://stevenspointsculpturepark.org/
Stevens Point Sculpture Park

Welcome to the Stevens Point Sculpture Park. Providing a welcoming and accessible outdoor venue for environmental arts exhibitions, activities, and educational programs.

Show threadDgarJun 12
@dgfitch
✌️😁👍
Show threaddragonfrogJun 13
@dgar that's ridiculous and now I want to make one. I've got this on my back fence already.
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 13
@dragonfrog @dgar found this sign in Wellington last time I was there.
Show threadThe Embodiment of RED Jun 13

@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

"Have you seen that sign back there?"
"...No?"
"Right, good then; I hear seeing it is apparently something of a no-no!"

Show threadMark WhybirdJun 13
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar Awesome! Where?
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 13
@whybird @dragonfrog @dgar one of the alleys heading off Lambton Quay IIRC
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 13
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar I have contacts who do a popular Facebook/Instagram page called “Wellington Alive”; I’ll let you know if they find/post it (or maybe already have?)
Alternately… permission perhaps for them to use your photo if they want to?
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 13
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar Aksully… does the original of the photo have location data?
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 13
@whybird @dragonfrog @dgar Oh, good thought, it does, Plimmer Steps, on the left side wall as you go in from Lambton IIRC
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 13
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar Fantastic! Thanks :)
Show threadkeefJun 13

@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

I once took this photograph:

Show threadPxl PhileJun 13
@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar into jail right away, all of you 😅
Show threadAndreJun 13

@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar well, as a developer I need to say you're safe.

If it said "photography OR sketching", though, you'd have committed a transgression.

Show threadkeefJun 13

@leitzke @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

how do you know I didn't also do a sketch, though?

😁

Show threadAndreJun 13

@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar I think I already said I was a developer, so the answer is obvious:

The information was incomplete and I pulled assumptions over the missing part out of my ass, as we all do! 🤣

Show threadZeewaterJun 13
@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar Wdym no sketching allowed 😂
Show threadMenno22h ago
@Rana @keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar
Sketchy sign, if you ask me.
Show threadLord Tom Klopf of BohemiaJun 13
@keefmarshall you just can’t photograph and sketch at the same time, both are fine by themselves
Show threadCadbury MooseJun 13

@keefmarshall @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

The "Official Secrets Act" strikes again.

I think the modern signs are more like: "This is a prohibited place within the meaning of the official secrets act"

(With various additions such as "No unauthorised entry", etc. and the "This area is patrolled by military guard dogs" for the more sensitive/critical ones.)

Show threadDifferent DrummerJun 13

@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

#signs

Show threadDavid de GrootJun 13
@DifferentDrummer @LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar iirc, this sign is outside the Powerhouse museum, in Newfarm, Brisbane (Qld, Australia).
Show threadDifferent DrummerJun 14
@david Provenance!
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 13
@dragonfrog @dgar oh, for the record, I did look up the Wellington City Council bylaws and the reference doesn't quite work, but is probably: https://wellington.govt.nz/your-council/plans-policies-and-bylaws/bylaws/public-places-bylaw-2022#signage
Public Places Bylaw 2022

Regulates land under the control of the Council to enhance the public’s well-being and enjoyment of public places.

Wellington City Council
Show threadPhil Tanner Jun 14
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar is the sign next to it still there?
Show threadJulien GoodwinJun 14
@Phil_Tanner @dragonfrog @dgar that wasn't there when I went past in January
Show threadPhil Tanner Jun 14
@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar my photo was from March 2016... A decent while back to be fair
Show threadMark WhybirdJun 14

@LapTop006 @Phil_Tanner @dragonfrog @dgar I’ve got my people on the case ;)

I’ve been remiss in not referencing this one yet though. It’s near the Powerhouse museum in Brisbane.

Show threadVolkershochschuleJun 13
@dgar
Show threadHugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷Jun 13
@Volkershochschule Just what does it plan to do about it? Intolerable! @dgar
Show threadcarstenraddatzJun 13
@Volkershochschule @dgar Oh! The department of redundancy department must be next door then.
Show threadNiels GreweJun 14
@dgar I‘m being reminded of this wonderful @scarfolk council poster
Show threadEveryday.Human Derek2d ago
@dgar @catsalad is this the line for the bug spray?
Show threadsasutina13a2d ago
@dgar
Show threadsasutina13a2d ago
@dgar Please cone in. (This is not a one-off error. They all read this way.)
Show threadRealGene ☣️2d ago
@sasutina13 @dgar
The dude who owns Raw just bought High Times and is bringing it back in print editions.
Show threadMonsieur_Lepetit2d ago
@sasutina13 @dgar
Show threadBen Royce 🇺🇦2d ago

@dgar

the original trolls of norse folkore lived in woodlands and isolated places

good to see trolls going back to their roots

this is genuinely old fashioned trolling

Show threadDay Use X Mockin' Uh2d ago

@dgar

Fair enough.