study in shadow on a rainy morn.

#cat #StudyHardKiddos #rain #shadow

Yes, I'm lying at the top of the stairs. Do you monkeys have any idea how big stairs are relative to our size?

You didn't think of that when you brought us home for the 1st time, did you. It was all "ooh, you're so cute & sleek & I can't wait to Instagram my new rescue cat" & all we're thinking about is "do you live in a one or two story house, what kind of food do you have, you ain't rescued shit, & Instagram is for suckers."

Damn monkeys.

#cat #house #stairs #adoption #monkey #instagram

if you pet me, do you not bleed?
if you feed me, do i not eat?
if you watch me, do i not yawn?
and if you wrong me, shall i not seek revenge?
if you love me while i rest, i will ignore you in that.

#cat #shakespeare #sleep #ignore #eat #bleed #shylock #yawn #revenge