almost worked for these folks, totally get mercenary vibes 😆

holy shit thank you insurance

this speaks to my SOUL

holy shit

me when I'm sitting alone at the house:

from Sometimes I Act Crazy, book about borderline personality. if I ever had any doubts, reading this book laid all of them to rest with a vengeance lol

having a disorder where people need 'survival tips' to stand being around you is kind of a downer and reality check lmao