his n hers "big game" sourdough scoring

cözy

she bumblin

Cute! But Also, Gross: dried milk discovered in mouth crevices of adoring 1yo's baby doll. The young but capable mother could not be reached for comment at this time (she's napping).

taking these little rascals camping like a couple of fools

i call it "standing dinner"

thought this was going to be a fun lil book about women in paleontology but instead it's a manifesto about Not being like The Other Kids lmao this sucks

it matters not how drained the brain
how charged with punishment the Tum
i am the master of my fate
my ev'ry breakfast shall be Yum

i don't take marriage advice from the gmail app