careyhelmick

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elephant pope
he has a trunk
and all his friends
are elephant monk

elephant pope
pachyderm vicar
his vigil asperges
goes a whole lot quicker

teaching my kids to like depeche mode, it's working
the 5yo is trying to negotiate me into re-allocating the money for a babysitter tonight to buy a tablet instead. hell yeah man shoot your shot
Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a monoculture, based on Friends and The Office.”** **But the Lord came down to see the memes and the clips.** **The Lord said, “If as one people they watch the same shows on repeat, then nothing they plan to do will be worth watching.** **Come, let us go down and confuse their culture so they will not understand each other.”** **So the Lord scattered them from Netflix over a dozen streaming sites.
Concealed mostly beneath the surface, sharks are the icebergs of the sea.
https://xkcd.com/2923/
Scary Triangles

xkcd
You know what the biggest problem with pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong direction.
I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.
please say a prayer for a friend and her husband who lost a baby at 24 weeks, and pray for their 3 older children too who lost their baby sister
Joey: who would win? Mary Poppins or Totoro?
it's too early for parrot beanie babies to be performing loud renditions of psycho killer at the breakfast table. one woman's opinion.
his n hers "big game" sourdough scoring
we're in the habit of playing a Bluey episode for Ellie in the morning and occasionally watching it with her and that's how, at like 6 in the morning, barely awake, I suddenly found myself watching the Onesie episode.