I guess this is a bridge too far.
I regularly get email for other Matt Jacobses, including receipts. One of my brothers in Ohio consistently maximizes his Papa John discounts while still tipping 20%.
I would never order from that garbage company, but I appreciate the hustle.
This is a real t-shirt you can purchase.
https://www.workdaystore.com/WD29/Product+Tags/New+Product+Items/Workday+Nirvana+T-Shirt.axd
I’d like to offer my deepest sympathy to the data analyst tasked with explaining this NPS score.
“Based on recent data trends, I believe we can increase our Q3 income targets if we offer West Elm Delivery for non-West Elm products.”