Most damage to the #WhiteHouse since 1812
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I like to put googly eyes on vegetables
Luciano Caldas 
The Amaryllis has wilted, but backlighting gives a wonderful Tiffany glass effect... #bloomscrolling
realitistaHikers beware
Hikers beware - lemm.ee
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The pumpkins were still out so I put Christmas lights on them.
Apparently the rats have got into the big one and started a family in there...
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day
The feds found out you were trading in body parts
But the very next day
The feds found out you were trading in body parts
I just want a lot for Christmas
Any real estate is fine
You know I'll be so happy
When the title says it's mine
Baby won't you lend a hand
I just hope you understand
All I want for Christmas is land
Wait, there were drug-fueled orgies, and I wasn't invited?