Someone did this on purpose right - right ?
Ok, Intune** on Linux is relatively painless. The supported OS is Ubuntu which is horribly heavy for a VM - now to pick it apart so I can get it to work on Debian.
** In a virtual machine. It gives the organisation you register against root permissions on your device by design, consider it malware and never install it on your host operating system.
In response to the very weird criticism that you are only allowed to have an opinion on the MacBook Neo if you are running Linux on a used ThinkPad ...
+++ System Info
System = LENOVO ThinkPad X270 W10DG 20K50019NZ
BIOS = R0IET73W (1.51 )
EC Firmware = 1.18
OS Release = Debian GNU/Linux 13 (trixie)
Where do I submit my qualifications ?