Chris Davies

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Funnily enough I am c_davies on Twitter. British accent in America; car-driving, cat-loving, weird-joke-enjoying oddball. 🏳️‍🌈 I toot from my own heart, not that of my employer. Nobody else would want to take credit for this, frankly.
Taking three weeks off work in order to learn the latest viral TikTok dance
@flargh @Jonathanglick I'm now excitedly thinking about all the foods you could have for this brand new eating experience. Exciting times!
Just found myself thinking "there should be a meal you can have before lunch, so you don't get hungry early in the day" and realized I had invented breakfast. So, you're welcome.
@rcadden Given the accuracy of ChatGPT and similar so far, I'm not sure I'd trust anything like that 😬
@rcadden Oh god, you've reminded me I need to call the plumber, too 🤦‍♂️
I have to call an electrician and reader, when I tell you I do not enjoy calling people and will do whatever possible to delay it...
A kitchen faucet but for wine
We have all this technology, and yet there is no machine that can peel me an orange and feed it to me, segment by segment, while I type, so as to keep my fingers clean and unsticky.
Oh good, it's snowing
@evanrodgers I much prefer the idea of a manufacturer-agnostic system, so this is great, thank you!