Funnily enough I am c_davies on Twitter. British accent in America; car-driving, cat-loving, weird-joke-enjoying oddball. 🏳️🌈 I toot from my own heart, not that of my employer. Nobody else would want to take credit for this, frankly.
Just found myself thinking "there should be a meal you can have before lunch, so you don't get hungry early in the day" and realized I had invented breakfast. So, you're welcome.
We have all this technology, and yet there is no machine that can peel me an orange and feed it to me, segment by segment, while I type, so as to keep my fingers clean and unsticky.