Taking three weeks off work in order to learn the latest viral TikTok dance

Just found myself thinking "there should be a meal you can have before lunch, so you don't get hungry early in the day" and realized I had invented breakfast. So, you're welcome.

I have to call an electrician and reader, when I tell you I do not enjoy calling people and will do whatever possible to delay it...

A kitchen faucet but for wine

We have all this technology, and yet there is no machine that can peel me an orange and feed it to me, segment by segment, while I type, so as to keep my fingers clean and unsticky.

Oh good, it's snowing

Curious if anyone has experience (good/bad) with #Bluetti's AC300 or AC500? Thinking about home power backup...

Weirdly excited that my generator wheel-kit has been delivered

Apparently some dastardly hacker has installed malware on my computer, has been recording me, and is now threatening to broadcast all my "hard funs" unless I cough up a ransom 😞 This is terrible news! I try so hard to keep my dirty naughty person secret from you all. Now, though, you'll all see my most passionate funs. Nightmare Monday.

Yesterday there were two dead doves on the ground outside the house. Last night I heard ominous grunting in the darkness. Today, the dove corpses are gone.