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When my grandma was nearing the end, she would tell me about this parrot that the lady across the hall from her room had, and how it was really loud and said bad words. She got really animated and talked a lot about it.

So once when she was resting I went out to see this parrot, wide eye amazed someone would be allowed to keep a bird like that in a nursing home. I was really looking forward to seeing it too. Apparently it was big and red, maybe a Macaw?

So I went up and down the hall, peeking in rooms looking for this bird. Not able to find it, I went back and asked my mom about it.

She pulled me aside and whispered, there was never a lady, and never a parrot.

Feeling a twinge of guilt upgrading this new 7GB mactex package having not even used the last one.
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“We briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.”

🎓 @ilovecomputers

Building Vim from ports on a fresh OpenBSD install is my favorite yak shave.

218 packages in and we're bootstrapping another LLVM now.

@rk uh oh, what hotel are you going to?

oh - to the airport. Well, congrats on checking out.

@carnage4life are people actually using more of these features that are being shipped at lightning speed? Along with essays, we're likely at software oversupply, if not now, then soon.

Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.

FEMA's Gregg Phillips says he has experienced multiple "scary" episodes of sudden teleportation: Phillips spoke "on multiple podcasts" about being teleported against his will, which he has...
https://jwz.org/b/yk4x

Winning: opened a laptop not used since a flight months ago, and the browser still had a little bit of the in-flight movie cached.
The musical and singing performances are great, but frankly they're NOT what makes this one of the best videos on #YouTube. Watch and see. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqMs9WsJg2k