There’s a shit load of rhesus macaques in Florida.

Nah it’s AI. Actually Indian. Amazon got popped for this last year.

hi pam i like ur hat

Nah, you should find a new bone to pick.

Dear God they’re going to burn the country to the ground

At what point do you just buy gray rats? Where in the cost benefit analysis does boiling rats in ink come in?

Also whomever perpetrated the assassination was a hero long before we knew what Luigi looked like

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

Where is the pee stored if they cut your balls off?

Shit I was 3 minutes too late