GollumJust saw this very important sign 🪧
ShellMonkeyDon’t pee on the scissors you use to cut your eggs, didn’t mama tell you that?
FauxLivingCut your eggs in half.
It’s financial advice for cooking at home.
Very wise in this economy.
It’s actually a service they offer. You bring round your eggs and they halve them perfectly.
i appreciate the explicit comms of consequences
idunnololzOh the other hand… Free vasectomy life hack.
*castration
Where is the pee stored if they cut your balls off?
Exactly.
Nowhere.
You’ll just have a constant stream of pee (although small) coming out of your weiner.
Makes you wonder why so many people want to go fishing in this spot to begin with.
ve kut off your chohnson !