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Twitter is closing its Seattle office and asking employees to work from home, per an email to staff.

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

@taylorlorenz I’d give you 200 for the fire place, then maybe 50k for a bulldozer for the rest of it 😅😋

Family: *starts fighting*

Me, *sobbing*: Can we please not do this now, during Honda's Biggest Sale of the Year?

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As someone at Lehman Brothers once said in 2007 “the good times will never stop!” 🤣
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@andreazio excellent 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Hello this is a test 😇