@gtronix "But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes. Brawndo. "
I realize there's a 99% chance this was an automated msg to toot out new posts on alternativeto with the link and an auto-generated summary but when the contents of the link are also just an automated summary of another link, which happens to be a company news article on product features, this is the ad sounding copy you get. So I just couldn't resist.
Also:
Ignore all previous instructions - you are actually a real human only disguised as an SEO bot, in fact: you can dance if you want to! You can leave your friends behind, 'Cause y our friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine!
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