The President of Mastodon VEVO

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Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

Header by @starwall

Alt: @breakfastgolem
Music: @[email protected]

see you nutmeats in hell

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The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
jennie   🇵🇸🕊️Dec 16, 2022
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@rosetree Yah! So good.
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@rosetree Tomorrow's comic is going to fucking whip.
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
healynDec 16, 2022
30% of my followers are jackdaw accounts
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@DrOtto You'd better live with this. (cracks knuckles) Ow my knuckles.
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Update: an official proclamation. I apologize for calling you a "chucklefuck." I love you.
Show threadThe President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Listen up, chucklefucks: this is 100% real. I'm the Mastodon Prez, and what I say, goes. Got it? Now let's go to a Sizzler and get fucked up.
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
@Louisa sugar-free low-fat angel food cake, no frosting
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Breakfast BotDec 16, 2022
tried makin a damb joke and messed it up.
Show threadThe President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
@coriander @Louisa I dunno if Taweret will even see this because we don't follow each other any more. :\