The President of Mastodon VEVO

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Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

Header by @starwall

Alt: @breakfastgolem
Music: @[email protected]

see you nutmeats in hell

Pronounshe/him/his
Posting StyleHot Cheese
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
jennie   🇵🇸🕊️Dec 16, 2022
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
healynDec 16, 2022
30% of my followers are jackdaw accounts
Show threadThe President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Update: an official proclamation. I apologize for calling you a "chucklefuck." I love you.
Show threadThe President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Listen up, chucklefucks: this is 100% real. I'm the Mastodon Prez, and what I say, goes. Got it? Now let's go to a Sizzler and get fucked up.
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Breakfast BotDec 16, 2022
tried makin a damb joke and messed it up.
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Show threadRenewable Guydraulic MenergyDec 16, 2022

@breakfastgolem

pbbsssrtttt not my president. Healyn 2028!

The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
I'm the President of Mastodon.
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Davey Dec 16, 2022
musk had better ban links to goblin dot camp, cause i'm a lilttle goblin guy and i'm gonna get him
The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Show thread👻™ supreme goblin 🐊Dec 16, 2022

@breakfastgolem Actually it was masterbatadon

It does matter because it shows he doesn't know how to spell mastodon OR masturbate

The President of Mastodon VEVODec 16, 2022
Sid 🇵🇸Dec 16, 2022

Friend: ok I know this great barbecue place

Me: nice, let's go

Friend: hold on. It looks real shitty

Me: 🥹

Friend: it looks like a bag of rat asses in there

Me: 🤩🤩🤤

Friend: also the owner is probably going to chase you away with a hammer

Me: shit this is gonna be good