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Bram Boroson
@bramboro
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I teach physics and astronomy and try to squeeze in a little time for research.
The corruption, the bipartisan complicity, the imperialist greed, the bigotry and xenophobia. The massive inequality that lets the wealthy own everything. The hollowing out of journalism and education. The surveillance, the lack of privacy. Oil companies in charge of foreign policy. Out of control cops and police budgets. Fucking genocide. Pogroms against vulnerable people. There was a literal pedophilia and sex trafficking ring connected to people at the highest levels of power!
The divorce was all for the best, he said, as he tied the knot with one of the White House couches, which he named Plush-a.
Everyone became as miserable as Stephen Miller, or died. The end.
As ICEsatzgruppen filtered into DC, Usha Vance served divorce papers to her husband, unable to watch the systematic execution of innocent brown people like her. Vance took power in the vacuum that was between the ears of trump.
Patel resorted to "AI" for therapy, eventually having a Neuralink to Grok installed in his brain. He was last seen muttering that he was MechaHitler and running around in a circle like a cat chasing its tail, saying, "I am a Dalek! Exterminate! Ex-ter-min-ate!"
Meanwhile, wide-eyed Kash Patel, who'd seen the actual Epstein Files on trump, was left muttering: "It makes the worst joke in The Aristocrats seem like a Disney movie!"
That's right, South Park had been able to make new episodes so quickly by using ACTUAL FOOTAGE of trump and the Devil in bed. Epstein had installed secret cameras in Hell's Bedroom!
trump has been deposed following his diagnosis of "chronic brainous insufficiency." Its doctors were baffled that it could live with such an insufficient brain, but the mystery was solved when it swiveled around its head by 720 degrees like a spinor! it lived because it was possessed by the Devil!
A new "B-drop" from B-anon, the viral conspiracy theory spread by the mysterious "B", an ex-NASA contractor!
I'm tempted to write a raging blog post expressing my white-hot rage at racist political developments. Should I:
Go for it, show how strong I feel
Find other outlets, don't spread heat not light
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