Bram BorosonA new "B-drop" from B-anon, the viral conspiracy theory spread by the mysterious "B", an ex-NASA contractor!
trump has been deposed following his diagnosis of "chronic brainous insufficiency." Its doctors were baffled that it could live with such an insufficient brain, but the mystery was solved when it swiveled around its head by 720 degrees like a spinor! it lived because it was possessed by the Devil!
That's right, South Park had been able to make new episodes so quickly by using ACTUAL FOOTAGE of trump and the Devil in bed. Epstein had installed secret cameras in Hell's Bedroom!
Meanwhile, wide-eyed Kash Patel, who'd seen the actual Epstein Files on trump, was left muttering: "It makes the worst joke in The Aristocrats seem like a Disney movie!"
Patel resorted to "AI" for therapy, eventually having a Neuralink to Grok installed in his brain. He was last seen muttering that he was MechaHitler and running around in a circle like a cat chasing its tail, saying, "I am a Dalek! Exterminate! Ex-ter-min-ate!"
As ICEsatzgruppen filtered into DC, Usha Vance served divorce papers to her husband, unable to watch the systematic execution of innocent brown people like her. Vance took power in the vacuum that was between the ears of trump.
The divorce was all for the best, he said, as he tied the knot with one of the White House couches, which he named Plush-a.
Everyone became as miserable as Stephen Miller, or died. The end.