braddyg ❎

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not today, seitan
Sometimes you find yourself in the strangest places

Me: *opens Twitter*

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My Pillow ad

“Influencers are largely underpaid and under appreciated”

Me: *closes Twitter*

I have a very serious question:

Where can I just watch reruns of Las Vegas without having to hear Mike Lindell screaming at himself every commercial break?

This is how I feel about your political conspiracy theories
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
Sending good vibes! #LetsGoCanes #HNOM #NHL #hockey
Watching OT #hockey is a challenge when everyone else in the house is asleep #LetsGoCanes #HNOM #NHL

The GOP wants to raise the age limit to vote, but not to own an AR-15.

Think about that.

At what age is it no longer appropriate to sing Taking Back Sunday at the top of your lungs in the car with all the windows down? Asking for a friend.