My entire fjucking body is gay
you can call me blue
Does Lisp have too much mutable state?
Do Haskell's monads got you down?
Then try Unlambda! For the discerning Pure Functional Programming Elitist!
Features include:
+ Language-level support for combinators! Who needs lambda?
+ Only six primitives! That's 66% more elegant than McCarthy's Lisp!
+ Pre-obfuscated! Don't worry about ingrates not appreciating your pure functional genius; even YOU won't be able to read it!
2D Syntax
https://docs.racket-lang.org/2d/index.html
(submitted by mr_tyzic)