Wombat For Hire

@bosonicvinegar@meow.social
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🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat!

🖥️ Software maker
👽 Weird fiction writer
⚛️ Science liker
🎨 Art by others!

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Emmet has a whole arsenal of directed energy weapons in "period-accurate" chassis. When going back in time you want both plausible deniability and firepower.

Thus the "Blunderbuster"—disguised as a flintlock pistol, but packing, shall we say, a bit more pep. Perfect for mixing with pirates and other high seas scalawags, which is exactly what he intends to do.

Here we see him putting it through its paces... which mainly means going through a sequence of dramatic poses.

Artwork by Alexander Johnson [https://alexjohnson93.carrd.co]

@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.
@inky_skink_art You're not excused. It's mas-TOE-dunn, starting now.

I didn't know that "Fedi" is supposed to rhyme with "Jedi". Nothing suggests this.

As punishment for withholding this from me, you will henceforth pronounce "Mastodon" with the accent on the second syllable.

@asterism Forgive me, I don't read implicit social cues very well and I subsist on the blood of mortals.
@EatingHawaiianP1zza
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I'm a Lumberjack Himbo and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I'm dumb all day

Just like on modern airlines, there's a boarding protocol: you stand aside when the pirates board and let them do their work.

You don't even need to do any heavy lifting. They've got this.

Do you think the Company cares about the ship or its crew? They have insurance! It's a write-off to them. Is your life a write-off to you?

Think of the big picture and let the wealth flow. Matey.

Artwork of Mina on the job by gatorpond [https://gatorpond.carrd.com]

*Ahem*. Ladies.

Victor presents you with a front row pass to the gun show. He doesn't know what a gun is, but he's got 'em.

Artwork by ArtDexo2000 [https://linktr.ee/artdexo2000].

There was no question whose entry would win the pumpkin competition at the county fair.

Sully was proud of his accomplishment. He certainly *thought* he used uncontaminated fertilizer this year. He's just that good a gardener.

So let him have his moment of triumph. He can worry about the Emergence when he turns around.

Artwork by crazyfoxlady [https://crazyfoxlady.carrd.co].